It is a period of choral war. Rebel scholars, singing with a hidden bass, have won their first victory against the evil Lay Clerks.
During the battle, rebel choristers managed to steal secret plans to the Lay Clerks' ultimate weapon, the LOCAL BAR, a well-stocked pub with enough beer to destroy an entire Sunday morning.
Pursued by the Lay Clerks' sinister organ scholar, the Alto Scholar races home in her cassock, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her singers and restore freedom to the quire stalls...

Made in direct response to the Star Trek Neumes T-shirt, this celebration of the other (lesser) Star-based franchise.

• Firstly, it's neumes.
• The theme is an iteration of John Williams' classic score.
• The Latin words translate, roughly, as "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away".
• The title is, well, hopefully obvious...

Embrace ultimate comfort with this women’s V-neck t-shirt. Its soft fabric and relaxed fit make it ideal for a polished everyday look, with the V-neck adding a touch of style.

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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